Wednesday, March 14, 2007
The Honor’s All Mine
Carol and Louise returned the favor of dinner, and over a meal that I have been ordered not to disclose (it was delicious by that way but that’s all I’m saying) they informed me that I was but one step away the title of Honorary Lesbian. The step was proving that I am not afraid of a little dirt, grime, and sweat. I described to them in great detail the realities of working in an industrial kitchen. When I got to the part about being covered in animal blood, they conceded. It’s official; I’m in the club. I then described to them in great detail the wonder that is my friend Jessie. When I got to the part about the tool belt I was immediately and severely chastised for not mentioning her earlier.
Hey, only fool shows their ace on the first bet.
The Honor’s All Mine
Carol and Louise returned the favor of dinner, and over a meal that I have been ordered not to disclose (it was delicious by that way but that’s all I’m saying) they informed me that I was but one step away the title of Honorary Lesbian. The step was proving that I am not afraid of a little dirt, grime, and sweat. I described to them in great detail the realities of working in an industrial kitchen. When I got to the part about being covered in animal blood, they conceded. It’s official; I’m in the club. I then described to them in great detail the wonder that is my friend Jessie. When I got to the part about the tool belt I was immediately and severely chastised for not mentioning her earlier.
Hey, only fool shows their ace on the first bet.
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